Well you’re triggering me with your pompous demeanor and the your insinuation that you’re being a trained therapist means you somehow have authority over how other people express themselves in a casual setting.

You can’t just fertilize an egg with no nucleus. They need to reach a certain point of maturity before you can extract the nucleus if you intend on growing a baby. An unfertilized egg just doesn’t work.

Fascinating article.

To each their own I suppose

I literally forgot it was there until you mentioned it and then I remembered that I’d chosen to forget the singing because I wanted to remember it as good.

Maybe they could come up with a version of Snow White that doesn’t suck instead?

Yeah, it didn’t work well. It felt oddly forced, half-assed, disturbing, and forgettable all at once. I don’t think they should try something like that again with Lion King that has some of the most beloved music in Disney history.

It is just begging for a gritty sexed up reboot. Plus it’s a little more obscure so people can see something they haven’t already seen 12,000 times, which would be nice.

1. The old version was OLD AF and super racist and had a lot of weird sexual overtones that would be beyond off-putting for today’s audience. Whereas Lion King is still very very beloved and oft watched

You sort of do need to lay down.

As someone who was raised by a woman who was overworked as an adult and neglected and abused as a child, the seeing self-care as an indulgence thing really strikes a chord with me.

To be fair her therapist didn’t think they had to worry about triggering random people on the internet with their language.

I’m also fairly certain that child will be BEAUTIFUL which I’m sure will only increase her problems :(

I believe shows like these effect the viewers’ intellect the same way a redbull/tacobell/hot cheeto smoothie would effect my digestive system.

The first thing that came to mind when I saw it was that it would be a pretty fun place to hide during a zombie apocalypse a la Zombieland.

The Lady Bathory thing was definitely exaggerated/ mostly made up.

Wait do they also manipulate people with low blood sugar into arguing?

Are his couches covered in plastic?!?!? The tackiness knows no end!!!

And obviously females can only shoot from the hip when they’re on their periods so it doesn’t count

This is probably a terrible thing to say but that couple would be HOT AF