Right? And to everyone saying "Oh big surprise, a dude on Craigslist was a dick!", I say to you: this is a lot of dudes. Like, a lot. Who realize why you have earbuds in and don't care. Who realize why you have that scowl on your face and don't care. They think they're just that fucking special, that even though…

But I can't - because you're always walking around with your damn earbuds in ("Don't talk to me!")

I was really hoping that the sentence would read,

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT I AM GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!! Allll the feeeeels

OY WITH THE POODLES, ALREADY!

Time. Give it time and you will see that you not only made the right decision, but that you are happier alone. I know this. Meanwhile, be gentle to yourself and give yourself something to look forward to everyday. I dont care if it's an ice cream sandwich. Be well.

::news talks about the womb transplant woman who had the baby::

Guys, I've been watching Gilmore girls again on netflix and it is like catching up with old friends. I'm still in the first season but I cry constantly and every time luke and lorelai make eyes at each other I just wanna be like COME ON GUYS, GET IT TOGETHER.

Honestly, if I was a student at Devils Lake High, I would definitely take the Pretty Woman clips to heart and start coming to class in dress suits and excessive shoulder pads.

99.99% sure the Lindsay Lohan tweet is a Mean Girls reference. Which is amazing.

That is all. I love you, Dodai.

There are no words to express this loss. So, I'll let Whitney Houston explain it:

Bye Felicia.

I actually totally loved JSimp's daughter's name Maxwell.

I kind of love that lady.