My aunt had surgery this week to remove the tumors that were in her uterus and guts. Her ovaries and some spots on her liver were also removed. The doctor was able to take out everything they were worried about. She had it done on Wednesday and so far she has been doing very well. She was out of it for awhile but she…

sounds good, i already have 4 of those. so you shall be #5 and we can finally call TLC.

Sure, as long as you pay all my medical expenses. Sadly, being born without a gag reflex has left me prone to all kinds of super legit and costly diseases.

Hey, it's me, Kelli, the 22-year-old brain surgeon/model/philanthropist. I'm a size 0 with DDs, but I'm not all stuck up about it. My biggest turn-on is ugly guys who play video games all day and never shower. PayPal me $11.99 to learn why I disagree with the FTC's decision! <3

This is why I don't charge anything for people to look at my fake dating profiles.

I'm pretty bad at this.

Isha welcome back:))

Good god, I hate how Ryan Murphy runs his shows. You can't just throw fruitcake into a shit casserole just because you found it in the cupboard.

Mom's what, Stedman? Mom's WHAT??? Geez, no wonder Oprah is sleeping with Gayle.

Accurate. But there are those times when you lose your ID in male go-go dancers thong and you need to get a replacement right away. Those are the days you are stuck in line for at least 2 weeks.

I don't think someone who looked like that for real would be able to walk. WTF. This has to go in the all-time bad photoshop hall of fame.

It's fashion. Duh. You wouldn't understand.

Forget anything above the waist, what is the rest of it.

Anyone else a little annoyed by this part from Acciardo, the spokesman from the sheriff's office?

Look What I Found!

I'm just glad she didn't mistake me for Aziz Ansari.

Is it wrong that part of me is actually just heartened by the fact that an old white man even knew who Malala was??

I'm Indian, and once an old white lady thought I was Padma Lakshmi and asked me for cooking tips, even though I was like 15 and was wearing Lycra sweatpants

Now if someone rejects Mindy on OKCupid she can be all, "Bitch, white people always think I'm Malala Yousafzai."

Not scary per se but we have a ghost in our house named Seymour. He was the original owner of our house some 60 years ago and he died in his bed. Our realtor never said a word about it though, so it was a bit of a surprise when things started happening. The first was about 6 weeks after we moved in and my husband and…