Die Veal Man!

or enamel diva...

Adam Levine is am anagram of "valid enema".

Adam Levine is a health code violation.

Screw the family in the last story. They deserved a table by the dumpster. Had my children made fun of a person with special needs, I would have made them apologize. I then would have picked up the family's check and my children would have then had that money deducted out of their allowances until the balance was…

She is not smizing.

#eat #oatmeal #fibre #poops #noconstipation #yummy #sugary #blessed

"J.Lo's Rear Ends Drunk Driver"?

The cat who enjoys being vacuumed? I'm honestly not sure. Maybe in one of the sequels? I heard the cat has an agent and is currently reading some scripts tho.

Leslie Jones shut it down for me make this woman a main cast member and use her SNL! When she kept hitting on Colin during her segment I was howling with laughter moar plz

WINTER PAM

You´re talking like the 20s is when everything good happens to you and you´re supposed to spend your 30s basking in enjoyment for the things you accomplished or set up in your 20s. I know you may feel like you´re 'behind' because you´re a little older than those around you, but ...

Ladies and germs, I am asking for community support as I listen to the dulcet tones of SAZ! ;-) I'm a looooooonnnnggg time formerly starred Jezebel commenter who needs halp! through:

It's Bill Clinton's love child and Chelsea is raising it as her own. Also, it's the Antichrist.

So if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, do smoothies bring the girls to the yard?

10 years. 10 years. This song was on my running playlist when you still had to run with one of these:

*ding*

I want to know jumpsuit woman.

Your dad sounds awesome.

My cousin's second wedding took place in a local park. There was no seating. A few homeless people wandered through and didn't look too impressed. A friend beeped out Here Comes The Bride on a small Casio keyboard.