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Ok, OP is 33, born 1987, let’s say to a 25 year old mom. Let’s say bro was 3 years older, 28 in 1987...32 and serving in the military for the war in 1991. What doesn’t add up about that?

Oh, the car one seemed very, very real. 

I mean - did you miss the part where he died and the gifts kept on coming?  I don’t think being undead is a PTSD symptom

I thought the Uncle Billy story was pretty humanizing actually, it was very evocative and well written I thought

Not vying for the contest, but the Ouija story brought back my own Oujia memories...

Um, Drew? Sweetie? As someone who takes 20 mg a day, that’s not Lexapro.

Still not as scary as this new layout.

If one of the requirements is that the story is true - why did you post the OBVIOUSLY fake masturbatory thrift store story from last year as an example?

Yup, if he’s going to act like a Star Wars villain bit-player, I want him coughing constantly like General Grieveous

The beehives were on the synagogue’s property. They were on the correct side of a fence that abutted these Qidiots. They destroyed them because THE BEES flew on to their property...

This is entirely OT and my apologies for it but I can’t hold it in.

Don’t forget destroying a synagogue’s beehives because they were on their property! These people are assholes and they were speakers at the RNC.

Normal sounds can sound unnatural in the woods. (long)

This is the scariest story I know.

This happened to me a few years ago, and I still get chills every time I think about it.

This happened on Halloween night 6 years ago. I had been out partying with my friends for hours, so needless to say I was very drunk, and very tired of being in my makeup and heels. I was a student back then, and had no money to take a cab, so I left the bar and ran to catch the last subway (just before 2am). There

I love the second half of the podcast, when they actually talk about murders, and not inane shit like the drapes in the new apartment.

Yo, so I skillfully combined two memes in one: ‘How it feels to listen to a podcast’ & ‘woman laughing alone with salad’. I’m ... a very lonely person.

Is that first sentence english?