Wow! Maybe she will help to institute some changes about women’s bodies in Hollywood. If she can carry the torch that Joan left. Do it, Mahgraaaat!

Thank you, I'm getting a little irked at people normalizing this. "He's just being a teenager." No, he's just being a dangerous little fuckhead, not to mention if my kids pull shit like this as teenagers, I will be the very first one to call the cops on them.

I don't know who you were hanging out with, but my friends did not do anything remotely like this at his age. We got drunk and silly — sometimes at bars, sometimes at home — and that was about it. We never went out of our way to destroy people's property, go drag racing, or fuck long strings of sex workers.

Mugatu, "That Bieber's so hot right now."

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Shut ya mouth, Maria. I can see the eyeliner when I'm five feet away from the screen. Own it. Accept it. Do not claim that you were born with it. That shit's Maybelline (or, more likely, Dior McFancypants Marvelous Scribbleye With Real Diamond Dust)

SHOW US UR SWIMN CERTIKKATE, NYADBUMMER

You just know he's smizing off camera.

To these gentlemen I have but one thing to say....

Look at that fucking hand work.

You know nothing, Snow.

Remember seeing Jameson E! True Hollywood Story and her mother was absent from her life early but don't remeber whether why. Yeah, I gotta go with Jameson. The "awards" clue feels about right, for some reason.

Word of caution about black fondant.

This is so sad because the original butt plug concept was so gorgeous.

Anytime I hear this stereotype, I need only mention Benny Hill.

she's just dry, she has a very dry sense of humor and Americans are usually like slapstick comedy, that's the big thing but she's very English.

You're having an Elizabethan-themed bondage party?! I know we don't know each other by I'm still a little hurt about not receiving an invitation. Maybe it just got lost in the mail...