She lives in the wharf district, so she’s fully aware that there are decent places to grab breakfast. Bethesda Bagel can make a decent sandwich and Call Your Mother is usually worth the hike (this coming from a former NY’er). Maybe I’m uber sensitive because DC is my home, but I thought her comment was just so typical…

I had an abortion. I don’t regret it, but fuck me these types of stories really trigger some deep-seeded PTSD. I love how my government likes to constantly point out that I’m a worse off person for making a rational and logical decision. I swear to god, if I have to fall asleep crying one more night I don’t think I’ll…

I am a former Medical Affairs specialist at Gilead. No participants were left out of the final analysis. That would have landed us with a huge slap on the wrist by the FDA. Deaths, fall-offs, etc., all were included. There were exclusionary criteria for enrollment.

I lived in Fargo too! Across from the Old Broadway on N Broadway. What a hell hole. If it wasn’t for the rice burger at the Hodo I would have shot myself. 

YUP. I finished my MPH program in 2018. It was third-world savior mecca. Aka, the 5th layer of hell. 

Very, very true. As a pilot, I can attest to the fact that many private jet captains are not skilled enough to fly the heavies for major airlines. 

Disclaimer: By no means, no means am I supporting the death threats and shamming of her family that happened as a result of her wearing a hijab while performing sex acts.

Hahaha! True. My bad.

Fuck, now that song is in my head. FEW TIMES I BEEN AROUND THAT BLOCK... 

Lol, I feel like we all needed a break from real-world insanity. <3

Haha! Thank you! This has been so much fun. Please move to DC so we can be real friends. 

She’s the Ashley Simpson. I’m patiently waiting for the revenge song.

Hey, look! It’s a list of people whose opinions I don’t give a shit about. 

Riiiiight! Thank you for getting it. I’m not understanding the crazy amount of love for this girl on this site. Nor do I really get the Beyoncé thing, but whatever. #lizzoforlife

Don’t bother, you can hardly hear her over the male vocalist she’s singing along with. It’s not Blue Ivey’s debut as much as it’s, “Cool, now you have to pay us both”. 

Gotta love these men. Gotta hope they don’t procreate. 

So, did his publicist or her publicist call the paps to photograph their “sleepover”?

Nope. 

Ohhh, there is. He also decided to play porn in the background to get us in “the mood”. I’m all about that, but when he coupled it with the whip, straps, and handcuffs I was like, nope. Not today, bro. I couldn’t leave quick enough.

As someone with HPV... come on, dude.