That pubic hair is as mesmerizing as it is horrifying.

I’m sick of the NFL’s bullshit and refuse to watch it mainly because I’m tired of all the pointless controversies, but you are correct that they really couldn’t care less whether or not a minority of pissed off liberals watch it or not. I would even go so far as to argue that the players still in the league who are…

I have gone to the Donald Trump subreddit a few times and I’m convinced it started as a way to make fun of Trump and his supporters, except his supporters are so goddamn stupid they don’t realize they are the butt of their own jokes.

It’s irrelevant, though, because nobody actually gives a shit about the Nation of Islam

You are imagining what you think the liberal response to those actions would be and then arguing against yourself. The fact is the reason no president has ever met with the North Korean leader isn’t because NK didn’t want to. It has been because by meeting with the leader of a rogue state (which is what North Korea…

That doesn’t really make you fiscally conservative though, at least not the way I and (I assume) others understand the term. When I think of fiscal conservative liberals I think of people who are okay with people doing whatever they want as long as it doesn’t cost taxpayers. They are basically diet Libertarians. Sounds…

I mean at least one person would have. You can’t start shootin’ before someone starts stabbin’. I’m just glad this moron didn’t have a gun. 

That last part is the real ass kicker. There is no way Trump’s legacy will be remembered fondly even if he gets a second term (of which there is a depressingly decent chance). Regardless, his legacy is going to be felt for decades to come.

Yesterday when everyone started freaking out about this my first thought was literally: “...and nothing of value was lost.”

I can’t even understand what she was trying to say. Before that, was she saying Muslims only live in the country? Is she saying Muslim Americans use a different flag? It took a few moments before it could even register that Oh, she doesn’t realize Muslims who live in this country are Americans too...

I would actually be pretty concerned if those people started liking me. When pure evil despises you at least you know you’re on the right side.

I believe in civility. I think it is important. I can even have a political debate with someone and be civil about it. That goes right out the window when you try to use civility to defend hate.

There are some creative ways at solving shrines in ways the devs did not appear to intend. There are quite a few of these, but here’s my favorite:

Turns out that people liked what the ACA does once they realized that it actually DOESN’T mandate that Obama come to your grandma’s house to force her to eat broken glass or whatever the fuck.

I literally just copied your post into a Word document for future use so I can us it, and perhaps even better your sources, to help educate the more ignorant neanderthals in my sphere.

I like this as a compromise. I can really see where both David and MBCock are coming from. If the president reports it, you can’t just ignore it but you sure as hell can put some context in the headline.

When I saw the headline my first thought was that it was going to be he was running for public office.

Somehow, I think I’m the only person on the internet who hasn’t seen this already. As a fan of both shows, I think Light would have been covered if he added “death by spontaneous vaporization” to the note.

Better load times too. It is the best original version.

Canada has forks? Surely you meant you’d stab him with a spork.