Read that as “recovering alcoholics”. Wasn’t wrong.

No that’s when you get out a sharpie, circle the stain and write the words “worth it” next to the stain.

Found the vegan!

Neurocardiogenic syncope and postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome that’s a comorbidity of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome.

Hell is other people.

HOW DARE YOU not refer to Nigel by his full official title NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER?

This answers the question: What's the difference between a beautiful girl and a fembot?

OMG OMG LINDY! Yes, nails it.

I’ve got PCOS too, it’s weird because when I watched the video I found it objectively awful but didn’t really have an emotional response, but I’m finding seeing the stills of her mean face everywhere really triggering.

“I might not be an Adonis,” he added “but I like to think of myself as an Adonis in that photo.”

They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.

Unpopular opinion — never found Cindy Crawford attractive — young or old, retouched or not. But I do think it’s funny that she’s so vain and out of touch that she doesn’t understand “why seeing a bad photo of me would make people feel good”.

The worst part is, them existing in the lowest caste means theres almost a 100% chance they’ve already been raped and exploited dozens of times.

1. There is NO SUCH THING as African Culture.

Oh, honey. You are so, so, SO lucky to never had had that manager who would willingly flush you down a toilet to please an asshole customer who is throwing the right flavor of shitfit. Rules don’t matter. Manager’s word is law.

It is sort of like Fox’s insistance that there’s a war on Christmas.

I think being one bad day away from being a gibbering, froth-mouthed loon is basically The Human Condition. All that stands between this woman and the rest of us is beer, lorazepam, and the fervent hope that we might get laid tonight if we can just keep it together for just a little longer.

She’s so fucking awesome. It is beyond me how she isn’t a bigger deal, although I suspect it may have something to do with the fact that she refuses to show a lot of skin.

People, please do not sleep on Janelle Monáe. She’s come a long way since Metropolis: Point Zero and has only gotten better!

We don’t do showers in the UK; they’re viewed as grasping and tacky. But if I got an invitation stating no boxed gifts, my gift would be lots of tupperware boxes, individually wrapped.