Oh, I’ll find out at the next federal meeting of hoebags.

Is that Sluuuuuutsy McSlut Whorebag of The Syndney Whorebags or the Perth Whorebags? I think Mr.R and I may have played contact bridge with her and Mr W. Or perhaps we met them at the regatta?

I asked her associate Ashley McGowan why she thinks flower crowns have become so huge. “It’s that Farrah Fawcett thing, like, a blonde beach bombshell walking through a meadow at Woodstock,” she replied enthusiastically. “It’s just about being whimsical, being trendy, being one with the earth. It’s like a throwback to…

She’s generous. No mugging to draw attention back to herself when she’s playing the foil. Yet she still draws attention. I love her.

I’m actually really surprised by the amount of good reviews its been receiving. I’m really happy for Melissa. She deserves this as an actress.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…