After many women saved my ass when I drank too much in college I have become the woman who puts drunk strangers in cabs. Ain't nobody gonna get raped on my watch, that's for sure.

Wow, something that I as a nerd finally have in common with religious nutjobs: hating deviations from the established canon of my favorite fictional universes.

Angel is the right choice.

#confusingadultfeelings

"Visibility is also important: Google is an incredibly popular and powerful platform. Who knows how many people have clicked on a Doodle and learned something new about a person they didn't know existed before that moment? Even these small things have power."

I love the idea of having a hot lemony tomato broth and a nice tuna salad sandwich, and the pie is just the two things in a piecrust. Depending on execution, probably 8/10.

Is smörgåstårta really that weird, you guys? Am I one of the few people who grew up eating this? They're so beautiful and they can be filled a variety of salads! Ham salad, egg salad, tuna or shrimp salad, pea and cheese salad, etc.

The sandwich cake is alive and well in Scandinavia. It's called a smörgåstårta (in Swedish anyway).

Pretty sure Samiwert just ripped off this idea.
Kayne West has had pictures of Kanye West all over his house for YEARS.

One sleepless night later, you haven't made love and you're left feeling drained, defeated and — let's be real — like a bit of a loser…

UH KYOSUKE BEIN' A JOURNALIST HERE, WRITING JOURNALISMS

What's sad is that Goodwill has already been doing this for years.

Actually, according to the Salvation Army, the going rate for the mentally disabled is 22 cents an hour. http://billmoyers.com/2013/11/12/for…

Except Aston Kutcher cited numbers that were wildly inaccurate, including the accusation that BP is primarily advertising commercially exploited persons, whereas the VV did actual research debunking those claims.

They should have a companion show called "16 and getting an abortion." It would be five minutes long, and mostly involve the kids getting on with their lives and learning how to use condoms.

Rhythmic Labia Clap is my new band name.

Can we talk about how this model is wearing a long sleeve top? This is the most shocking image out of them all to me. It's like maybe they thought a woman who wasn't falling out of her swimsuit could still be sexy!

I put on a clean pair of underwear when I get home from the gym, even though I'm only going to be around myself. Because all that damp just isn't good for you, gynecologically speaking, not to mention the odor. I will say though, that my "after gym" underwear usually fall into the same tattered, unpresentable…

I just stood there wide eyed like she was a wild animal who could be frightened into attacking me if I made any sudden movements.

I think the author of this article needs to check herself. Blue Ivy is in no way "unkempt." That is her natural hair texture. She could have her hair combed or brushed out to temporarily loosen the curl pattern, or have her hair braided in any number of styles, or (heaven forbid) have her hair chemically relaxed or…