But he’s the President!

I’d like to see a repeat of the visit to the farm except this time he shows up with like 40 heroes and he and his wife argue while furiously making sandwiches for everyone.

Sadly when they were done there was one robot left over.

Of course, the impressive bit is that the robots did not once either yell at one another nor did they spill their beer on the instructions.

look, if I want a corn dog, and I can get it. I’m getting that corn dog. why should this be any different? he wants rebounds let him have the rebounds. the analogy doesn’t fit perfectly I know in the sense that 16 corn dogs is probably better than 16 rebounds, but I think you follow

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

I mean, “Better Call Sauron” was right there

This man will not shut up or dribble.

To be clear, you did imply that. And to be clearer, go fuck yourself

It’s like she’s just going through the motions.

You left out the reverse vampires. We’re through the looking glass, people.

“a way to diffuse a situation”

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

Head Coach of the Cavs is, like office intern, a stepping-stone position.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

Rome was a great show that had the misfortune of airing at a time when HBO was still slightly budget conscious. If it premiered a few years later it would’ve run five seasons.

You, you, you, outta know

Guarantee you if his TBI made it so that he was making loud noises during screenings they would have kicked him out. Businesses only have to make “reasonable accommodations” for people with disabilities. If your disability means you assault employees, that’s not a reasonable thing to accommodate. Businesses are…