You picked the wrong day to make bold claims about the most metal news story of 2019 my friend: https://ktiv.com/2019/10/16/blood-fills-iowa-familys-basement/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_ktivnews&fbclid=IwAR2gtRzF1pjz19syNv0uERy_04TqP_tfFxiLCdfajFTknYYDIFe5Hb8RtMQ

Shiv grew up surrounded by men who looked to undermine her (her father) or downplay her abilities (her brothers). Tom is an average, but ambitious man from the Midwest who supports Shiv’s ambitions and pays her compliments on a regular basis. He is also someone who believes — much to everyone’s bemusement, including…

can’t nobody tell him nothing

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Frasier and Niles, through a mishap involving spilled sherry, a slippery floor, and a voodoo curse, end up merging into one nightmarish being known as “Friles”. Friles spends their days trying to make it in high society despite literally being a twitching mass of flesh that can only groan “Ammm Frilesss”. Adding to…

Piss off, ghost

Some people just like to stir things up. I don’t think Jones needed to stew on it for months, allowing his simmering anger to boil over — he should have found a way to porridge heart out to Smith.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

Classic self burn.

So Rock beats Paper? Hat can't be right.

more like....IBS....amirite?

Or, if you prefer Venn diagrams

“The Deadwood movie is in production, but HBO could probably still cancel it.”

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

It’s about whether the association has been historically used as a negative stereotype. None of the things you listed above are used as negative stereotypes to reinforce racism. That’s the important thing. I came from a place where a Chinese restaurant, to avoid going out of business, had to take a full page ad out in…

Sometimes reality Mexicali Blues is pretty racist, as is the case here. Tens of millions of dogs are eaten every year in China. This isn’t debatable, it’s just a fact.

I think it would be more like a foreigner doing an interview with an American news station where they say something along the lines of: