Better than a new U2 album.

Well, what did you expect?

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

Piss off, Force Ghost!

You know, using a person’s suicide as a means to defend a movie as immune from criticism is low even for Snyder fanboys. I mean, what does his daughter’s death have to do with his filmography? There’s nothing wrong with feeling sympathy for him because of what happened to his daughter, but using it as an excuse to…

That story’s awful

Piss off, ghost.

If you can star a wrench, you can star a dodgeball reference.

No, I expect you to die.

Hey, this dude and I share a birthday! That is sort of cool!

I’ll bet she beat fucking Dragon’s Lair.

To say nothing of stereotyping the Irish people!

I order them like this:

Today I learned the term “sealioning.” Thank you for that, natureslayer.

Praise makes me uncomfortable.

*waves hand casually*

Why not? You could build one of these to tauntaunt them.

Mainsplaining is denying the accuracy of an actual expert simply because they are also a woman. It is typically followed with more argument that the non-expert is right over the actual expert, because he cannot fathom she would know more than he knows.

I hate every Huck I see
From Hucka-A to Huckabee

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.