May all of their bio children grow up to be radical queer atheists.

Autism parent here. You don’t “rehome” any child ever. If you are such a fucked up human being you do something like that, then you should never be allowed to adopt.
This is a perfect opportunity to really call out the fuckary that happens in over-seas adoptions - specifically adopting children of color by white…

Oh please. People are defending their property with bullets. GTFOH.

Fuck him. Charge the guy with damaging private property but then Smith with felony battery.

Reading that is really boring, but living through a rattly engine start/stop becomes very frustrating for me. I almost never leave it turned on if I can help it. Improvement there would do be a lot of good, personally.

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

It’s a fucking manual wagon with a peach of an engine for $2000 motherfucking dollars!!!! A clutch on a FWD layout like this from ~30 years ago wouldn’t scare me in the slightest. The two tone....??? You don’t like??? Bitch please....It’s a vehicle color on a $2000 car. If you are shopping around for a car with 2…

May I present the Volkswagen up! which not only does this beautifully but weighs 150-300lbs less than a Fiat 500 and comes in a 117HP/150ft-lb turbocharged GTI model. Sadly, we have to wait 20 more years to get them in the US.

Yeah but his eyes go dark, darker than any darkness you’ve ever witnessed before. And then he yells “Hark! Hark! Neptune.” 

Wow, I’ve seen some REALLY stupid comments today but you might win the award for the dumbest. Congratulations.

$14k can get a decent F30 335i. Loaded 328s should be easy to find for that money.  F30s aren’t Acura’s, but they aren’t automatically the money pit nightmare that the internet likes to rant about either. 

It’s something you see all the time. A big manufacturer that treats a market that is very clearly not its core market as something on the side. VW does it to US/Canada, Honda and Subaru do it to Europe and Nissan does it to the world.

My mom’s got one of these in droptop form, that she bought new. Six-speed, she wanted the 100 extra horsepower you got from the SRT-6 (aka, 32AMG) but said “no way” to the automatic.

It’s almost like they have different writers who are free to express their personal interests.

Exactly. I know I’m not the first to observe this, but your choices in aftermarket radios seems to be “designed by a 13-year-old hopped up on monster energy drinks” or “designed and assembled by the cheapest factory in China”.

Why won’t someone make this style of head unit that doesn’t come with a Porsche tax.  This would be awesome in my Elise.  But....HOW FUCKING MUCH?!?!?!?!

I think this is the issue. Modern trucks are just too damn big! I hate driving them, I hate driving around them, I hate trying to squeeze into what’s left of the parking spaces between them. Sure, a few are used to haul enough stuff to justify their size but 90% of them here in Texas are only hauling kids. I had an…

If you set $9000 on fire, the fire cost more than $8000, but it still would be worthless. This is thing is worth whatever you could part it out for.

I get ostracised by the rest of the UK for this opinion, but “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” is the best Bond film hands down.

You may all throw things at me in the comments below.