Let me get this straight: 1) You’re shocked that there’s a political article on Jalopnik. and 2) You’re mad that people assume you’re an idiot?

I don’t see anyone forcing your eyes to read it ala Clockwork Orange, so feel free to fuck right off.

If Ford was giving out gas cards that said they had $500 on them but turned out to have $0, I’d write that up, too. Tesla makes some fantastic cars, and they also sometimes do shit like this. You as a car enthusiast have a right to know what’s going on. That’s why I’m telling you.

counterpoint - 300hp is just fine. 

This is a perfect assistant Scout Master truck. You often wind up with two adults and three Scouts in each car, and limited space for everyone’s gear.
Here you can fit your adult, plus their kid, and everyone’s gear in the bed.  It’s cheap enough to carry as a 3rd car and can be used to teach the boys to drive a stick!

When I was finally grown up enough to walk to school on my own (6) I was fascinated by a vehicle that belonged to an old man who lived in the big house on the corner. (He was only five years older than I am now and the house was not really very big), though the vehicle seemed huge and awesome. It did not seem to work…

Formula One Teams Won’t Red Bull Would Rather Not Be Ready For 2021 Rules Until 2023

Ok, bro. We get it, keep your political bias and cognitive dissonance to yourself.

Jeep released a ventilator, but it was immediately taken back to the shop because of 45 critical recalls. 

Nissan just released it’s 2020 ventilator and it is identical to it’s 2004 ventilator with some new colors.

In late 2012/early 2013 I helped my father in law replace his 2008 mini cooper S 6mt (which had $7k worth of work done under warranty by 50k miles including timing chains, water pump, and turbo replacement) with a genesis coupe R 6mt. He’s now owned it 7 years, 70k miles, and I’ve driven it countless times and…

I’ve just tried this and while I have no doubt it is humanly possible I may sooner chuck my entire rig out the window. 

The last time they went 6-> 8-Series they introduced a new platform with a V12 which replaced a dated 15 year old platform. This was back in 1990, btw.

I think Zack’s criticisms are valid—I’m not going to sit here and say that killing Picard, mourning his death, and then immediately bringing him back with no lingering consequences made a whole lot of sense—but I think approaching reviews in the way that Zack has for the past few years (with this show and Discovery)…

They crapped the bed with this show.

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Plus, you can charge extra for sizes XXL and XXXL.

Saw half a million miles on the odometer, saw $6,500 asking price, went directly to CP, did not pass Go, did not collect $200.

They were deleting diesel particulate filters and egrs, and DOCs.

It actually gets about the same MPG on the big tires as it does on stock ones, because it changed the gearing and I’m not in boost at 70 anymore. And it still has all of its original smog equipment, including a functional catalyst, and passes an annual emissions test. Also, I haven’t driven it in 4 months, so it’s…