TIL... 

...a pine tree air freshener to the car but seems to have failed to remove it from its retail packaging. What is up with that?

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

This is what I did about 18 months ago. I had a 2011 Outback that was fine but normally parked near 2-3 other grey Outbacks in the parking lot and it was boring to drive.

Why does the allroad have less cargo space than the alltrack? It seems like the alltrack is smaller. Is it due to the increased rake of the rear hatch on the allroad?

Can’t go wrong with the Ridge. It’s the best vehicle for people that want a truck but don’t really need one. It’s the closest thing to an “ute”.

No, it’s standard procedure now to tease a new vehicle before giving all of the details so that they can trickle out that information and jamokes like me have to write about the same car five times. 

As we have already established here that BMW is working towards the Kim Possible Movie tie-in.

The Triton makes a lot more sense in-universe, as well. “Oh, Bruce Wayne is buying a shitload of Audi/BMW/Dodge V10 parts, I wonder why that would be? I don’t see an R8/old M5/Viper in his driveway being driven hard on a daily basis.” vs “Oh, Bruce Wayne is buying a shitload of Ford V10 parts. Huh, he must have bought…

This may Justy be my opinion, but Mercedes really has abandoned its Legacy.

Michael, my life is now in complete shambles. If only I’d been able to read about this absurd but neat car of no actual consequence to the universe 2 hours earlier, none of this would have happened. I hope you’re happy.

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

It’s got 3. One to start the engine, two to roll down the windows.

**182 is plenty with a normal final drive ratio

No don’t do it. I bought mine for $6k then had another $5k into it in parts. then after getting it back together the front AC pusher fan relay got stuck on and caught fire. insurance only gave me $4K.  

That’s Night Probe, the one about the treaty between the US and Canada. Also pretty good, though I think Vixen 03 is probably better. I always thought it would make a great movie, but it’s kind of a hard sell these days.

His career never really recovered after the SAHARA lawsuit - seems like the judge found that he lied about how popular his books were in order to get the movie deal he wanted.

Some say Vixen 03 is his greatest work.

“questioning in 2018 why the now-former CEO is “being compensated more than $400 million (over a period of several years) while workers at Disneyland are homeless and relying on food stamps.”

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.