When your ‘maga family members threaten to kill you for having a different opinion than their god-king, I get a bit intolerant.

Driving 700+ miles a week in NYC traffic? That guy must literally drive 24/7.

The bigger question to ask of someone who’s running for public office and complaining of such a large expense for their personal vehicle would be “Why don’t you utilize the LIRR and work on campaign stuff on the train instead of sitting in NYC traffic like some kinda schmuck?”

When those values are people of color shouldnt vote, women shouldnt have the right to control their bodies, and its perfectly okay to try and overthrow a government because your shitty candidate didnt win, yeah you can say im not tolerant of those views

Yeah, as someone that actually has an economics degree (thanks, LSE!)...the fact that gas is so expensive is a DIRECT RESULT OF CAPITALISM. Want cheap gas? Go to Venezuela, you commie.  

This whole thing is a lie, but if it wasn't, 100% chance it's a flat black Tahoe. He's a right winger, so it has to be American, and he's not bright enough to get anything but one of the big 3. 

It’s a strong indication of how much contempt Republicans have for the American voting public that they continue to claim that moderate Democrats are “socialists”. No one who has any understanding of actual socialism could make that claim with a straight face.

He’s a Republican. So that automatically means he is both full of shit and a liar.  No need to make it a mystery.

If you live on Long Island and drive into Manhattan on a daily basis you deserve every bad thing that happens to you, and worse.

Technically, coq a vin is rooster with wine, hence the “coq.” Because roosters are generally much older and more muscular, they’re not nearly as tender and tasty as a hen. So you have to cook them in cheap wine all day to make them tasty. It’s also a really easy dish that’s amazing and will make you sound fancy.

Word on the street is that comedy is supposed to be funny.

I get that this is supposed to be funny, but it feels like most of the blogs on this site are now this kind of “ha ha I know nothing about cars isn’t that funny?” writing, and…it’s just not funny. Sometimes it’s okay to write a real blog about the topic without trying to be purposefully obtuse about it. Some of us…

Spoken like someone who has never not wanted to do this fucking shit in the first place but your spouse always grew up with real trees and now you have to go and cut one of these fire hazards down, get covered in sap and then have to figure out how to get home.

Climbing through the trunk is the least of this man’s…

That’s totally valid, and tbh I think you’d be goofy to not be cautious when dealing with strangers from the internet. Robbery, physical assault, and anything else that can happen are shitty, terrible things that should be avoided. I think the sexual assault aspect that women deal with is insidious in a different way…

My daughter calls it “rape anxiety”, and after reading jalop comments for a few years this article and your post is important for people here to read. thanks. 

My girlfriend likes to remind me that “men are afraid a woman will laugh at them. Women are afraid a man will KILL them.”

Honestly, the reporting in Car dealer magazine doesn’t make things any less creepy. They name the victim, not the male salesperson. They mention her line of work, refer to her as a “26 year old blonde” and mention that she is in a long-term relationship all of which, frankly, is entirely irrelevant.

I was actually considering maybe voting NP on this one until I saw this at the bottom of the ad:

Or maybe you’re standing around with your crew in the parking lot of the local 7-11, your windows down, your car stereo pumping—and you can control it from a distance. How cool is that?!

seriously... what driver is going to give hi back seat passengers control over the music?