It’s like a regular Hummer farted out by Elon Musk. Fuck this thing. Twice.

Read the headline. Vote No Dice. Read the whole article. Confirm.

Involuntary celibacy. One day you buy a PT Cruiser, and in no time you develop bad facial hair. Next thing you know, you are plotting with other wackos...

1. Define “socialism”.

Going to Wikipedia to check dates is too much work.

Of the many reasons to celebrate Bolivia’s return to a democratic path, screwing up this moron ranks among the sweetest. Fuck this guy. Seriously.

Man, you are breaking the Jalop-O-meter!

A goddamn CX??? Please tell the story!!!

See? This is what a fucking Comment of the Year looks like. You Sir, are a hero.

Greener than a frog's fart in Connemara.

Who cares?

Cool! Predicting Meh, automotive boredom in a dystopian future.

Meh Car Mondays. Maté Petrany. It will be a thrill to find out what our great $kaycog will get to the COTD winners, even if scantly clad ladies are out of the table.

Dunno. Never had any trouble selling my used leggings. Salmon or any other color.

Pro tip: you can source most of the parts cheaply from Argentina, and perhaps Mexico or Colombia. Perhaps you can even swap the awful bumpers with Euro-style ones from the Argentinean Renault 11.

Not a single redeeming quality. Ks at large only served to perpetuate inefficiency at the expense of taxpayer money. Yes, people bought them, but they will buy whatever crap that’s on the table. See: MAGA.

The “L” is for “lady”. And no, it’s not a razor.

That Kia was a blast. Far more than the Panda I rented on my second trip (much to my surprise). I used to DD a Ka 1.6, so I’m all in for small rockets.

I drove a rental Picanto 1.0 from Rome to Recanati. It kicked some royal arse. Yours truly, with 3 heavy suitcases and some crap, across the mountains. Would buy one now, but I’m moving away soon.

Best of success, my colleague!