Ohh, that plastic-cladded Renault Fuego built under Iacocca’s genious...

Back-lit kidney?

You are right. She is wrong.

Mission failed: You are rejected because of you, or because of your car. Or both. Mystery unsolved.

Glowing star and “mood” lightning are tacky as fuck. Ricardo Montalban levels of tackiness.

Poll machine brought to you as a courtesy of Lucas Electronics.

Ohhh, I knew there was a way to have a better-built Challenger!

Nope.

That’s Charles Bronson levels of badassery...

Geography=obsessed me thinks you are a fucking genious. Take your goddamn star and get out of my lawn.

Florida man justo broke the redneck-o-meter.

World: It is physically, morally, cosmically impossible to make a Ford more explosive than a Pinto...

Escort?

I fully support your hair and its zero-fucks-philantropy attitude.

I was about to add “frozen supository”, but your metaphor conveys the exact same concept...

What’s wrong with her shorts?

Cultural awareness. The USB symbol is just a little dude hip-hopping, which is exactly what you are expected to be listening to while riding in a Raptor.

Please accept my free legal services, brave man. You deserve them.

Ohh, the legendary “W” pattern!

Meh.