But, but... the front seats have fart-holes! and if you have a tail you can stick it through them, too! Nobody thought about people with tails. Except, Torchinsky, of course.

I publicly raised my judgemental finger against Doug De Muro when he destroyed his (awful) PT Cruiser with his (also awful) Hummer. Now I publicly apologize. He was right.

Ask DeMuro. Wait, wut?

This just broke my fuckedup-o-meter. Sad.

Come on, almost every vehicle Honda currently makes is annonymous...

May I propose a 125 cc?

General Motors.

Uruguayans rock! Period.

It’s a Pontiac thing, you would not understand.

The Kardashians?

Fuck this, we have the COTD aready.

Yeah, I know it doesn’t make much sense, and it’s a highly risky thing to mix regarding how bleedy things may get in India. But about half of my Indian friends have Muslim descent.

- Why are you stopping us, officer?

Taking the Orlove thing to a new level.

Is that a full-size spare tire?

Shrooms you said?

...them lebrels!

Hipsters are young and have money to spend, those will be the main buyers.

blowjob car.