Including the cars.

Nope. Apparently Lionel Baud, the same dude who struck and killed that Bolivian man, either fell asleep at the wheel of the same Mitsubishi prototype, or tried to overtake his assistance truck. In any case, he invaded the opposite lane and crashed the commercial truck, which lost control and hit the assistance truck…

Salivating all over my keyboard.

Holy Mother of Badass!

Well, the new Continental looks great on dark grey... oh, wait...

Indeed!

MB1: Yo, fuckos out there! MB 1 here. Listen, bitches, there’s a helluva pothole on Lexington, y’know? Just beware...

Too much Chevrolet?

I guess it can move about as leisurely as any convertible landyacht of the same era, or perhaps not much slower. Until they reach the twisty roads. On the twisty roads this little gem would kick their asses.

No stars are enough stars when Audrey Tatoo is involved. Chapeau!

You are a fucking genious. I nominate you for COTD only for the challenge to $kaycog.

Do you know any single car that increased its value after a “tasteful mod”? I don’t talk about mods to try to make one car as a “stock” improved version, which is a crime when they try to sell it to you as if it was legitimate. Still, do you know any planet where a base Mustang was converted in a Cobra of the same…

Saab-o-phile here. No car under the sun deserves to be converted into such a henious monstrosity. I agree with the fellow Jalops who believe that it lost at least 90% of its value.

Shelby Cobra replica vs. Honda Oddissey... it can’t get any more Tavarish than this.

Wait... either that car is the civilized version of a Youabian Puma with its distorted dimensions, or the girl is like 11 YO...

Yeah, why not?

Nice! Redneck Ken with redneck Barbie!

Nope.

Thank you! It worked!

Thanks! I guess it’s going to be a long year of Carmax -and Aston Martin- jokes.