Jeremy Clarkson would approve.

“My icecream, where is my icecream? Oh, there it is! Good! Let’s go now!”

Ferrari Management Team: “Mr. Raikkonen, could you please provide us with an elaborate and detailed explanation as for the exact reasons that describe why and how you car stalled?”

Ahh, yes, when he Grosjeaned the Grosjean. Yes.

Well, I was thinking on something more akin to a real Citroen.

If helicopters count, the 1975 Citroen RE-2. Funky.

“Ka-boom!” at its finest.

Yes. They hired him/her at BMW for their four door Coupes.

You got me at the double stroller, the Bullmastiff and the Rottweiler... you win.

Further thinking: I’d consider a minivan, indeed, if I had 4 kids. Just for the safety concerns of having enough children safety seats. But something more insecure like an unstable SUV? Nope. Safety comes first.

I spent all of my childhood like that, including 400km (one way) on weekends to go visit our grandparents, and two-days long vacation trips to Brazil (one way) or a day long trip elsewhere.

Why on earth would a 3 kids family need a minivan? I mean NEED, not fabricating stupid excuses to compensate your insecurity about stating that you WANT a bigger vehicle to look more macho, or something. Or you want to be slightly more comfortable the only time on the year that you go on vacation with family and stuff.

Why? We have the right and the patriotic duty to carry weapons to the Walmart! It’s in the Constitution (somewhere)!

Who ever said that compensating is cheap?

132. Yugo Aztek badge

97% off topic, but I wanted to share this with my fellow Jalops.

Count me in! (evin grin)

I bet they were the unsellable tents...

Or stores all of his fucks in the Azteks so they remain ungiven?

Those fucking morons destroyed an Alfa 156 just for the sake of some redneck hormonal approval? Heck, this is utterly disgusting.