Fiat Vivace, as humble as it gets (great indoor space, though).

Uh, that time when I opened the door to throw away the (used) condom, and there I saw a (female) friend’s mother running on that same park, barely a couple meters away from me. We pretended we didn’t see each other. The next time I went to their home it was quite weird.

Wrong wheel drive, ridiculous front overhang, fastidious proportions, a mullet-esque T-top, a ticking bomb under the hood. It’s almost like a Renault Fuego. Not in this life.

There’s nothing, absolutely nothing, more Russian than this...

End of thread.

LS swap?

Utter BS. British finest race cars were dark green way before F1. Germany didn’t switch to silver with the Mercedes. They just exceeded reglamentary weight and decided to peel off the paint to loose a couple of kg. The Mercedes’ body were made in aluminium, so there’s that: silver.

“Praised be those patient felloss who resist and persist, becuse theirs is the Kingdom of Jalop.” St. Stig, 1.5 (psi)

Regular buyers buy Camrys. Why on earth would Alfa try to sell an Alfa to your average Smith? Answer: they don’t. They sell cars to people who knows what an Alfa is.

Guy makes mistake. Guy accepts it, and the evidence. Guy devotes his time to explain himself to people who didn’t read his previous apologies. Never looses his shit. Posts Templar knights. New hero. Me claps slowly.

Oh, the redneck limo...

Red-head redneck has the race red-flagged. Then sees all red as freaks out. Reddick wins (no pun intended).

One more try: Ford Torino

This looks so... kardashian-esque.

Lemme try: Mercury Cyclecar

This one.

Dude needs a girlfriend (envious self).

Perhaps Jalopnik didn’t want to spoil it. Just in case, y’know?

Perhaps your internet skills were below 1.5 psi? That can certainly trash your automotive experience, dude.

Yesterday I listed Turismo Nacional as a cool series nobody’s watching. I want to share this now. The organizers are so cool that they bradcast the races online for free and leave the whole footage on Youtube for everybody to enjoy. They are about to start Class 3. Enjoy: http://www.apat.org.ar/