Nope. It’s the Prius lady trying to... oh, forget it.

So, people driving huge turdmobiles and truckbros were annoying you because of your Miata?

But then the Kardashians of the world would go unnoticed!

Why? They were rednecks, not blacks.

Human Rights lawyer here, looking for a job in the US, the UK or Hungary. Same story. I’m learning to be the annoying dude applying for everything that fits, and learning to pester recruiters until they say “for the love of heck, someone please hire this guy here!” (if you Jalops, happen to know about a position,…

I’d say: nothing beats British Touring Car racing.

That’s a Celebrity Death Match!

Pills, for sure. Don’t know if medicine, exactly...

So, you can get a whole voleyball team totaled in just one t-bone? Nice.

Go check the Lancia Trevi. It’s amazingly hideous. And the interior...

That escalated quickly...

“Dat Audi will be breaking bad...”

So, the faster cars drive in the utmost dangerous direction? What in the actual fuck?

Daddy!!!

So... that is technically an Italian ‘Vette with a front bench, amirite?

Such a badass little shoebox... Giorgetto Giugiaro said that the Panda was the job he felt most proud of, and it’s easy to know why.

It's a vertical custom stabilizer, so it doesn't get Orloved.

Oversized and abnormally strong guts served as ad-hoc cushions. The stunt driver, Horacio Turner, was behind the wheel on a number of mind-blowing Ford ads.

Juha was my hero as a kid, when the Group B circus came to my province. Later on, with the Group A cars, this shy, understated guy was still everything that a Finnish rally driver usually is: a laid-down, cool dude with supernatural abilities to hoon the heck of whatever monster comes to their hands, ramming through…

Well, we don’t have emissions controls, and it only snows regularly on some quite isolated places in the southern Patagonia and the Andes region, so salty roads were not an issue. Yes, they do rust, but they were used regardless of vanishing body panels.