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Argentine jalop in Central America
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Am I doing this right? Honest to God RWD, absolutely solid, dead reliable, cheap enough to install a manual EcoBoost and laugh at life...

That Tatra lands marshall karma at that asshat. What a rad crash! And what a badass caravan, that Tatra! Parks, and spats that asshat at grass! That's a car fracas, a bad at that!

Nope. English is the second language for many Jalops out there, me included. This is not a bad translation issue, this is about a mediocre driver and worst person making an awful statement. If you can't be empathic with the language you are trying to use, then, before ranting on twitter or whatever, you better make a

That Tatra can land karma at that asshat. And what a rad, bad crash!

But you are not driving faster than, say, 90 km/h. What could possibly go wrong? Unless, of course, you try to break said speed limit by jumping off a cliff. Then again: parachutes. Problems solved. Add lightness!

Yes. That utter moronism, yes. I wrote at lenght about it, here and elsewhere. A display of moral turpitude that is known as nationalism and demagoguery. Still, no shit to do with my post.

Thta's cruel and off-topic. We un-won a lot of things, and we lost (heavily) even more. Any need to point that out? Oh, and we lost the finals against Germany last year. Are you happy now?

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Ahh, the well-loved 600! Every second family had one. Ours was red. The little things can fly, too (or at least they try):

General Motors?

It's so damn awful, but the Ligier name redress it all. Also, Judd. Epic names.

Edit: think about driving this thing through the Kardashian´s livingroom when they have Justin Bieber, George Bush (both) and Vladimir Putin dancing there. Then, the phrase "when the shit hits the fan" would acquire a whole new glorious meaning.

Ahh, the good ole' times...

Uhhh, was there any fine if you turned pedestrians into heavy red spray?

Worthess white-trash. Those morons deserve only the love of a well-endowed donkey on a testosterone rampage.

Also, I'm not familiar with the grey thing. Used to be ungreyed. Could someone help, please? Koszonom!

Did someone leave the gate of the asshat cage open?

While the turd in the bike did everything to deserve being totaled by the light blue Dobló, I find it insane to go on and justify acting like an absolute moron. Can't you just assume that the person didn't see you and may feel sorry for blocking you? I mean, you can be pissed off, but nobody "is trying to kill you",

Arnold: "What's like to come in second?"

I have to add: the following day a pilot was killed in a not-so-accident. Those people give zero fucks for the value of human life.