You guys deserve a gold medal for unearthing such specimens of white-trash stupidity. Still laughing.

I go on, because boredom is the spice of eternity:

Here are my takes:

Uh, you are to put some more miles on it, right? And you may need cool surroundings for the story about those mile, still right? Wouldn't it be great if you drive all the way to, say, Argentina, pick a random guy and drive him to, say, Budapest? That would be a nice story, no?

I saw that here (in Argentina) some users carry some spray paint and write some remarks on cars parked on wheelchair ramps or parking spots. That may be a little extreme, albeit not completely undeserved.

It has NONE of the genes of any interesting Citroën, let alone the DS. This new line is composed by a bunch of generic mainstream Hyundais saddled with superfluous plastickery and cheesy GM-esque marketing speech.

My bad. Low-res screen, crappy internet connection. Yes, it is some Korean something.

The guy in the black car will go to church and kneel to pray for the Holy Saint of Douchebags, thanksgiving Him for sending the asshat in the Jaguar to break havoc and spare him the ticket.

Thank you! But look at that combination, a Shelby Cobra on a Citroën DS! It just doesn't belong to the Solar System anymore...

Until some ass comes with a truck while you are discussing with a cop, and kills your car...

That car is a blast. I'd love to DD one.

You Sir, have brought the light. Thank you.

Mr. Torchinsky, Mrs. President Fernandez de Kirchner just sent someone to have a word with you.

Who is Sbarro? The perfect role-model to teach your kids not to do meth. Just look:

I can't believe Franco Sbarro is not guilty of this.

That is badass taken to galactic levels.

This is what I had at hand when I got my license. Cheap, slow, fun to drive, surprinsingly strong: my elder brother tried to kill it a number of times (even against trucks), to no avail. Here: '88 Fiat 128. Same color.

Leave the Cronopios alone, you Fama!

Ooooooooooookay?

Nope. Sorry.