White folks be likin' field hockey.

I hate you, AV Club. Based on some positive comments here, I went and watched this miserable POS show, and now I want to punch all of you in the face.

Hopefully John Oliver will do something to stop this.

They have replaced Uncle Jack and all the nazis with guys wearing bumblebee costumes. Surprisingly, it works.

I thought it was made pretty clear that he had some connection to Pinochet's drug operations in Chile before moving north.

The girls wore tons of cleavage?

Isn't Fort Bliss a crude synonym for vagina? In England, at least.

Not a coincidence. The original title of the show was Pass The Bratwurst. Focus panel input resulted in the changed title.

I'm going to shave my head and get a teapot tattooed on it. Just to see how many people get the reference without prompting.

I recently heard a Fischerspooner tribute band called Huntersporker. They kind of sucked.

Me either. Honestly can't remember any of their music. When I try to think about it, I keep coming up with Kasabian, for some reason.

Is this the sequel to Nathan Fielder's The Web? I heard that won an award.

I expect a story about cursed frogurt.

They should pay Ryan Murphy whatever he wants just for an executive producer label. If Murphy's name is on it, it'll be a hit no matter how awful it is.

You know what also describes Jessica Alba pretty well? Hot.

Yeah. But by not getting it posted within 15 seconds of the album's release, it's a stale review. Yesterday's news, if you will.

The album is also pre-loaded on toaster ovens at HHGregg.

Thank you. First good laugh of the day for me.

Which is why the Winter Soldier is sometimes known as The Compunctionless Soldier. Doesn't have the same ring to it.

In Russia, the winter freezes you!