Chuck Cunningham.

The trailer for this movie makes me want to punch it in the face.

People want to see what celebrities are up to, for some reason. It goes hand-in-hand with celebrity. That creates a market for photos and stories. Paparazzi supply the demand. It isn't the same thing as a woman being stalked by an ex-boyfriend. I'm sorry, but I have little-to-no sympathy for celebrities who get…

I don't agree with Kanye on this one. They are protected from acts of aggression and invasion to the same extent everyone else is in society. Laws protecting people from trespass, assault, battery, burglary, home invasion, et al., apply to celebrities too. What this is really about, as far as I'm concerned, is…

I think it might actually be Bill Gates. Nobody can do an impersonation that good. Can they?

It's so weird. Not that long ago, I used a burka as camouflage to spy on my ex-girlfriend when she went on a date with a guy at a bowling alley. I ended up getting beaten pretty bad in the parking lot.

I love Salomon. Looking forward to the Wisdom of Salomon spin-off next year.

Assouline is the name of mine.

And his stint as manager of the St. Louis Cardinals.

If I win, can I punch Mary in the face?

Medium? By the end of that show's run, it was more like Extra Large.

Sloppy Joe is also acceptable.

Awesome. One step closer to The Last Witch Hunter 2: Yes Wiccan.

It is worse than that. ABC pulled the miniseries after two episodes. Then they started burning off what remained on Saturday nights during the summer. They then pulled the plug on that after two airings. Now they are finishing up on Sunday afternoon.

So I shouldn't be expecting a Shart the Rainbow campaign any time soon?

I'll bite: What is straw man grammar?

Have you eaten more than a pound of Skittles today? If so, I like your chances of sharting a rainbow better than the chances of America being any good. If not, . . it's a coin toss.

Sí.

It couldn't have been as bad as 2012. Could it?

End game? Well, I just read that Bill Clinton has earned over $100 million for speaking engagements since leaving the White House. So there is that.