Wait. Does Ehrlich want Souza deported or confined? And who is Souza?

The "F" is for freedom!

If Dinesh was guilty of anything, he was guilty of loving America.

He is frequently teabagged, I've heard.

I don't know. I see The Onion poke fun at Obama and Biden with some consistency. Let me guess, though, . . you are NOT stridently partisan. Right?

If Washington had been assassinated, Fox's Sleepy Hollow would be a lot different . . . or perhaps not exist at all! That, Dinesh, gets my attention.

Wil Wheaton's face is the most punchable.

Attractive lady with sword? I approve.

I've heard some rumors that Rob Van Winkle is going to turn up as Vanilla Arrow Roy's father. That'd be some good casting.

*Robin Lively sits by her phone, fingers crossed and full of hope*

I read somewhere that they tried all variety of makeup and prosthetics on Bette Midler and just couldn't get anything that seemed right. So they ended up filming her in her natural state, with no makeup or anything. It was even her natural hairstyle.

The true stars of Hocus Pocus were, in order:

She is in approximately 1/3rd of all tv commercials. Seems like that should just be her career.

It is a movie I wanted to like because I love Halloween and have nothing but incredibly fond memories of Halloweens from my childhood. That said, it sucked. I'd very much like to see a remake, even a kid-friendly remake, with far less silliness and maybe even a few genuine scares.

Someone should remake Hocus Pocus without all the schlock. A sequel to The Craft, or remake, is in order too. That was a surprisingly good witch movie.

Scott Wolf with the outstretched arm really sells it.

This is a gag, . . right? It isn't a real network show. Is it? Dear God, . . I think it might be.

If you get a chance to watch season 1's second episode, featuring the hero pig and the Teen Street bit, . . do it.

On one hand, I like Katie Findlay. On the other hand, this movie looks awful. I guess I'll wait for it to hit cable.

I thought I saw a ghost ghirl, but it turned out to be vapor from a humidifier.