The white backlash to having a black man running the country the past 8 years was all but inevitable to be honest.

It felt like every Trump gaffe, all 11,0000 of them, barely moved the needle, while any time Clinton stumbled a little bit, it was a huge swing in Trump’s direction. Almost as if voters just needed a reason, any reason, not to vote for her.

This may just be my existential despair talking, but most of the time I feel like nothing she could have done would have made a difference. We still would have ended up with the Cheeto in Chief because everybody is sexist and racist and life is terrible and we’re all going to die. 

I don’t think Roof should be executed.

Call me when she vomits on a Prime Minister.

I don’t care if she drops dead ten seconds after taking the oath of office. If they propped up her still-warm corpse and trotted it around the Whitehouse Weekend at Bernie’s-style she would still be a better president than Trump.

Better choice:

On behalf of Staphylococcus bacteria, as well as spirochetes and any other bacteria or viruses, please refrain from denigrating infectious pathogens by comparing them to Donald Trump.

If you like that website, here’s a book that you may enjoy, “The Wisconsin Death Trip”:

Ancient Greek nerd here. It’s thanatos that’s death, and there’s a really creepy website out there by that very name that has compiled victorian death photos, which, being the macabre person that I am, have perused every now and then.