Ah yes. What have we done with our lives since...1996?

What? Diane ain’t going to be in it?

Nothing like pitting disempowered groups of people against each other. That’s practically the GOP’s favorite hobby.

Definitely don’t miss having to tape songs off the the radio, though.

Watch any episode of “Intervention” with a female drug addict and you see that most of them were molested/raped at some point in their lives and that started the downward spiral. Rape is worse than murder in many ways. Murder ends a life; rape destroys a life and leaves the living victim as wreckage. It’s only the…

I volunteered on a sexual assault hotline for a few years, and you’d be surprised how common stories these are... I frequently talked to women maybe twice my age who had a devastating experience in their teens that turned into drug addiction, depression, and everything in between for years after. And the degree to…

Yeah, the Soup is my source for knowing what everyone at work is even talking about. Not just Kardashians, but Housewives, and Toddlers and Tiaras, and all that crap. I could know the jokes without having to actually WATCH the shows. Huge bummer.

Dubya at least has people skills to make up for every other deficiency. Jeb is just awkward on top of everything else.

Listen Jeb, we all know it is hard to be open and admit to others what your true feelings. Will I be ridiculed? Will I be bullied? What will my family say? But at some point you have to live your true life in spite of others think or what roles they try and force on you. Jeb, it’s OK, you can admit you don’t want to…

I want to wear this for my wedding dress.

Also, CAN WE TALK ABOUT NATALIE DORMER’S DRESS FROM THE PREMIERE TODAY?

Back in his Ferris Bueller days, yepper. I would be Jeannie to his Boy In Police station.

If I could go back in time to when he was in Ferris Beuhler’s Day Off, then yes. Pref with his druggie makeup on bc he looked good in that movie. Gods help me, but that's what I like.

I’d even back up over him to do it again.

And there was that illegal marriage to Aaliya when she was fifteen and they put eighteen on the certificate. I think that gets swept under the rug because she was well-regarded in the industry and no one wants embarrassing stuff about her out.

Goddamn. Goldens are just the incarnation of joy. Living, furry, galumphing joy. This one is grinning as it dances.

In most red states, you actually have to get a permit to possess big boobs in public. You’re allowed to own and operate them in your home without a permit, but only in the presence of your husband.

Too many people think that body types determine personality.

Do we know enough about the dinosaurs to know? Maybe they were assholes.

The dinosaurs are tapping their feet and going “Um, WE never pulled this shit...”