You shouldn’t be, if you’re longing for a Republican who knows something about public policy. All Romney knew was how to run a corporation. Government is not a corporation.

Romney isn’t an idiot, but he was incompetent in the realm of government.

@Ariana Grande

i legit went ‘oh she’s older than i am? i thought we were the same age.’

she’s a very sick, sick girl. but she also has every resource available to her. the ball is in her court. it’s fucking sad and terrifying to watch.

She is kind if a walking example of why Disney should be required to train all its child stars in a backup field.

what about the raining frogs? you forgot the raining frogs?

I’m generally a worrier, but one of my worst hangups is knowing that sometimes, life is all about chance. The control freak in me can’t stand that.

It feels like it’s been a lifetime since that’s been the case.

aside the obvious tackiness and disrespect regarding this post, the look resembles nothing of the remarkable style Sharon had

Anyone watch the series Top of the Lake?

I can’t feel no fat when I touch you

That’s an “I can’t feel my face” face if I ever saw one.

Every once in awhile, we can have nice things.

I could watch her all day.

I love the dynamic between mother and daughter. It’s such a perfect blend of respect and affection. And watching her with her grandson was especially touching. It seems like it’s been such hard work, but truly a labor of love.

I get where you’re coming from, and I understand your concern about Tea Party candidates. But I disagree with this statement:

My 20 year high school reunion was this year. My male arch nemesis had a substantial beer gut and wanted my autograph on one of my art prints. That night was delightful.

I’d be really surprised if Jeb read fiction, period. He seems like the kind of guy who hasn’t read anything since the last Dave Barry book his kids got him for Father’s Day.

Head in a jar, hopefully. I like to regard Futurama as a documentary.