My friend and I were in Starbucks by the Ritz, and Matt Damon came in. I had no idea who he was, but my friend was all excited. After she listed about 5 films and I still had no idea who he was, she went over to him and asked ‘excuse me, are you Matt Damon’ ‘I sure am’ ‘would you mind giving me your autograph?’

I’ve heard he’s a great guy. I remember on the site Tomato Nation a poster talking about heading to work when she was sick and preggers and just having a terrible day, and started to cry. This guy in a robe came up and offered her a tissue. Turns out to be Willem waiting to shoot scenes in a movie he was doing.

Bullshit. Most of the morons who like Trump are long asleep by now. Lorne Michaels is an utter piece of shit for this shameless attempt to gather ratings for his shitshow so he can keep getting a table at Rao’s and to feel like he still matters.

I won’t be watching but GOD I hope it’s terrible. I hope someone heckles him, I hope he forgets his lines. I hope he storms off midway through.

This may be morbid, but today I got to check out the carcass of a stranded blue whale. Never in my as a lapsed Iowan did I think would be standing ~30 feet from the largest mammal on the planet.

Next week I have my orientation for classes to adopt a child through the foster care system. Im super scared and excited and nervous all in one. What if they look at me and go no way loser, no kids for you! I have one friend who adopted and she has been helping me but she has a much more adult personality than I do. I…

I forgot to gush about shoes. I had two interviews for a job this week that I hope will be mine by next SNS. If it is, I am going to go ape on shoes. I haven’t gotten myself any fast fashion (or anything, really, except maternity clothes) since April or May of last year. Today I gave in and looked at Asos for a while…

Life is looking up. Here is the polish that never got seen. The kids asleep and the drink has been reached. Thanks for the love internet land!

And to you! Maybe we should start our own club in the eterna-greys.

What an awful thing. I’m so sorry. Your boyfriend doesn’t sound like the most stable guy. You do have options, more than just the two you’re considering. Adoption is an option, so is moving to be closer to family who could support you as a single mom and you could probably think of some other options. Take it slow and…

I have had the most relaxing day I've had in awhile and I am so relieved. I woke up and drove to a scenic spot that's kind of quiet and closed off and just sketched. Came home to my cat, drank some coffee had some Thai food and now I'm finishing my night with a nice glass of red wine and SNS. How is your night going?…

Yes! I think the thing that helped me was that I had really considered what I wanted for several years and then took the leap. I was indecisive until I landed on something that felt right.

I keep hoping someday tattoos won’t be an issue professionally. I mean, I could see it being an issue if it was something…

This is it! I am debating adding in some touches of color, but I like how it looks like a scientific illustration in just the black. I’m also aesthetically drawn to anything with strong black lines.

monkees greatest hits album is great

Keep it or don't but definitely get rid of that abusive prick.

I made this cake today. My friend had a a small wedding and I made it for her. I feel like it came out pretty good, not like...Martha Stewart or even Good Housekeeping good but absolutely nice. It was delicious.

Seems like it’s so easy to get laid now all these good looking athletic young guys r getting so much free sex it kills me.

My first celebrity sighting:

I was prepared for every one of them to be giant pains in the tuchus. I am happy out of all proportion to be wrong.