That’s like our relatives who went to the UK and years later like to use the words “petrol, mobile, and loo.”

My sister visited Italy, so of course NOW she has to mouth-kiss us at every family meet-up. >:(

I’m not very affectionate so my sisters like to pin me down and mouth kiss me. A tradition that started in childhood and will continue till one of us breaks a hip.

Yeah, my family are big straight to the mouth kissers and I am a very ‘step out of my goddamn personal space’ person. I allow my mom dad and grandparents THE PRIVLEDGE but everyone else can geeeet ouuuut.

Far worse in my book are the relatives that kiss on the mouth on purpose. Half my fan is German - you get a handshake. The other half is Italian - which means a slobbery wet lip smooch at every occasion.

that long ass hooded sweater is everything

Not yet but the night’s young!

I feel like the stomach window might be a little cold, but who cares when you’re also wearing a blanket.

IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

Guess those will be the first thing to go then.

This is great! When I die, I’ll probably do a similar thing with my fortune to prevent my heirs from getting it.

*staring off into space*
“what time is it? feels like work is almost over. time to check tweet beat!”
*refresh jezebel, no tweet beat, looks at time and it’s 1:30pm*

I used to use Kiva (think kickstarter for foreign nations where they have a certain amount to raise within a time frame to get their mission accomplished, but they pay you back over time so you can reuse the funds for another person) until I found out that some of the loans had exorbitant interest rates (no profit…

Right? Like, all I said was that I struggle with it. It is hard for me to reconcile masculine complicity in a worldwide culture of violence with the personal dream of happy marriage and family. Because it’s only an accident of birth that I’m in Canada as opposed to almost anywhere else in the world, where misogyny is…

This whole thing is so sad.

So, I’m really struggling with the cognitive dissonance of knowing men around the world will take any opportunity to keep women down and the idea that I’m supposed to fall in love with one.

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I haven’t been around forever, but just long enough to know that some people have just THIS MUCH genius and that’s it. Maybe it’s 50 years of genius, or maybe it’s 10 or maybe you just have one album or maybe it’s only one good song, great screen play, great performance.

Butterfield 8 Bit.