Prenup with a non-disclosure agreement.

When I do reps at the gym I say “1 Michelle Obama, 2 Michelle Obamas, 3 Michelle Obamas” just to stay inspired

Did you see her stepping out with a strappy off shoulder top in Italy?! I was like YES YOU ARE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE AND I AM HERE FOR IT!

Then he pats her on the butt, anyway.

You don’t know her vagina so how can you have an opinion on whether it makes her special or not. Maybe it’s the most amazing vagina the world has ever known.

It’s great to know that less than a day after an audience of mostly teen girls were attacked going to see a concert, men on the Internet are still available to put them down and remind them how ‘not special’ they are.

The original.

Good on her for taking this on. The whole “you’re not like other girls” thing is so, so gross.

Ugh this feud is so boring and stupid I am not rooting for either of them. However, I will say that this “reason” from Katy Perry isn’t the exoneration she seems to think it is. Encouraging your dancers to take another job but telling them how to do it so they can quit halfway through and join hers is still shitty,…

I actually think she’s pretty bland too. Good for them

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

If the elephant that killed this dickhead had survived this would be the feel-good story of the year.

There’s no need for ivory. You can make figurines out of different shit and dick pills work much better.

And you’re using the word “sport” loosely. Using dogs to round up animals to drive them towards hunters armed with guns doesn’t seem like much of a sport.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

With you on this. Took me two fucking years, and my body is still remarkably different because Hello! I carried a person. Fuck off with this shite.

I’m almost certain it was! If you listen to his podcast(s), he’s talked about absurd this baby weight and “belly flaunting” is.

I doubt that! Just think of every OTHER nasty thing trump did in 2015-16 (not that anyone can remember them all): lead the birther movement. Refuse to distance himself from David Duke or the white supremacist guys he retweeted, or the Bannon/Breitbart crew etc. Mock a disabled reporter. Attack the family of a…

There’s not even an official language in the U.S.