I’m always so embarrassed for Avery.

Happy Birthday to a fellow Liz!

I can only here O when I hear him talk.

New Girl is baffling to me. But then again Zooey Deschanel is also baffling to me.

It’s my 30th birthday today and I’m pretending Ailes was my birthday gift from the universe.

There is no rule anywhere that mandates what a person must do with an animal they hunt. I know plenty of men who only go out to get that 30 point buck to hang in their man cave.

If you watch how she talks about it was so pompous and self congratulatory about it. However people who care more about dogs than humans creep me the fuck out so that’s probably coloring my perception.

So you admit you just pick and choose the animals you care about based on having owned one before?

I think it’s weird she had him drink rather than just toss it, especially since I found breast milk to be nasty. Also the image it brings up of David Cross suckling at a teat is horrifying.   

Yeah that was a giant turn off to me. When men of color dismiss sexism as not a big deal because they’ve dealt with racism I always think to myself “Do women of color not exist to you?”

His attitude just seems so bitter and shitty. Like is the dude ever happy?

Why do we need to know your husband drank your breastmilk? Yuck.

Yup. I’m horrified for this kid. Both his parents are self absorbed twits.

That’s what I immediately thought.

Me too! The latex look just isn’t cute.

What a snoozefest. & she’s right about the Ed Sheeran comparison being inappropriate. Ed Sheeran can write a catchy hook.

Agreed. My husband’s dick is gorgeous.

Fuck these trashy ass tacky people.

Yeah this makes me all kinds of uncomfortable. Is she just going to live with being repulsed by touch for the rest of her life? What happens if she gets over it? To me it seems selfish as hell to say “my wife is going through something tough postpartum but MY dick isn’t getting wet & that’s the real problem.”

That was me too. I would wear mini skirts with tube socks up to my knees. I looked ridiculous but it was very me at the time. I still remember a friend’s boyfriend telling me I looked spindly cuz of how long my legs would look.