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Um. This girl (you?) needs to be cast in something, like, yesterday! What are we still even doing here? She better be with Mindy Kaling writing a kick-ass "comedy with a strong female lead" for ma Netflix right now or I'm going to be mad!!!!

I'm just gonna say it. You ARE better than Tilda Swinton.

Nobody has seen Sharknado 3 yet, but I'm calling it right now: Michele Bachmann will win an Academy Award for her

God, this video x a million.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the

Hannibal Buress is getting his own weekly half-hour show on Comedy Central and the title, Why, is basically the same as my non-existent memoir. Deadline reports that "the comedian will provide his perspective on each week's zeitgeist-driven topic" on the show, which will also incorporate his stand-up and feature

I saw the beginning of that and thought, hoo boy, yowza. As a jez commenter, I am always trying to look cool by using the latest slangs.

Not really on topic, but someone on I Thee Dread had a day-long meltdown on Friday after another commenter jokingly used "totes" to mean "totally." Crazy person kept loudly insisting that "totes" ONLY means "tote bags," that no one except particularly stupid Jez commenters trying to look cool have ever used the term

Oh! And my Go Bag came in super handy when I left that psycho, too :-) $585, passport, 3 days of clothes

My husband was also my high school sweetheart for 3 years, and back in the day he was a super prolific love letter writer - 5-8 page letters, written on scrolled paper & tied with red ribbons - they were FANTASTIC. We broke up & went our separate ways for 10 years, during which time I married another [really horrible]

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