I posted this elsewhere, but my dog's name is Izzy, so I have a blast with "Fancy" because I get to go "Who dog, who dog, I-Z-Z-Y."

Inserting my cat's name into songs that I'm singing along to. "All The Scouty ladies! All the Scouty ladies!" "My Scoutaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" "Last Scout. Last Scout. For Scooooout." And since Kate Bush was mentioned, "Running up that Scout! Running up that Scooooout. With no Scoutleemmms"

Proud of u.

I do that in American. I am British. IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE?!?!

Teach us your ways.

so I guess my strangest single behavior would have to be commenting on Jezebel all goddamn day long.

I'm doing it for you, Pie-pie! #fridaynightfunnight

Oh, the joys of solitary smoking. I haven't had one in twenty years. I used to start the day by making a double espresso on the stove and smoking a cig. It was glorious. Smoking while driving alone, smoking while talking on the phone, smoking while playing guitar, smoking while sitting on your front steps and…

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

I constantly write tuneless, rhymeless, little songs to myself and sing them aloud, but I do that at work too...so I guess my strangest single behavior would have to be commenting on Jezebel all goddamn day long. (I do THAT at work, too, but I'm more secretive about it.)

I've been married for almost 4 years and with my husband for almost 9. We have an almost two year old girl and I only smoke cigarettes on vacation.

Always waxing my 'stache while watching Seinfeld.

This could mean taking your pants off to eat a beautifully arranged cheese plate,