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Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?

I take my selfie stick where ever I go. It's called a fucking arm.

Sticks seem barbaric. Selfie drones can't come soon enough.

I live in Vegas. Based on my anecdotal research, every tourist in the world carries one of those fucking things.

Those things are the worst.

Brandi's Beauty Box Review

This is a dream column for us: a biweekly review of subscription beauty boxes. Which ones are worth it? Which ones

Every damn english person has to, or they'll burst into flames

As do I. I especially liked when he would get serious and treat his audience with respect, and not talk down to them like other hosts. There were just certain times when you had to take a moment and call out some heinous shit.

His books are excellent too. Between The Bridge And The Water is my favorite book ever.

I miss him tremendously.

I'll watch Ferguson do pretty much anything. His Late Late Show was a bright spot in the barren wasteland that is late night TV.