Bristol Palin was considered a "star" on this show. By that standard, Rumer is pretty legit!

Feels unfair that Nastia Lukin, who, more or less, was a professional artistic interpreter, gets to be in a show with a bunch of "amateurs" but whatevz.

Is this article an excuse to post our babies?

My children will apparently steal my kitchy ass sunglasses.

My cat sits in the tub and stares at me if her bowl is empty. She's no dummy! She knows that water goes in the tub.

ugh my cat is the same way. he terrorizes me when he's hungry. he knocks things over and runs in between my legs and stands at the closet where he knows the food is and yowls and scratches at the door, and i always break.

Cats are manipulative scheming little bastards. But so cute.

No, trust me, it's the same with snacks. Speaking as a parent, sometimes you, too, just want the noise to stop.

Then my kids are going to be lazy, gassy, and snore all day.

Mad multitasking skills, nonetheless, yo.

I wish it was that simple but I don't think it is! I'm not sure that I would go as far as saying that anyone who cheats is automatically polyamorous. Sometimes, people are just insensitive jerks, or things happen? but yeah, equating the two kind of dilutes what it really means for people who do identify themselves as…

As I'm getting older, monogamy is very unappealing to me. Not even just regarding sex, but the idea of being in a committed relationship with someone for the rest of my life sounds really unappealing. I didn't used to feel like that, and I've been mostly faithful in all my monogamous relationships (minus like one my…

That's why I've always been drawn to monogamy. I feel like one night stands would just be pretty vanilla sex. You gotta get to know someone before you bring out the feather dusters and bear suits.

Does Involuntarily Abstinent count as an orientation?