Ugh, go away.

Take your whore-pill heresy elsewhere, foreign witch!

I also thought that was weird and something that would never happen in real life.

Simply getting your doctor to make a call to the insurance company explaining that a specific medication is necessary can lead to an appeal and get the cost of your copay down to $0.

WHYYYYY do dudes think women give a shit about their dicks????? I absolutely, 100% do not care about your dick, unless I'm about to do something with said dick, in which case you will know I care about your dick because I will be paying attention to and directly referencing your dick. Like in what world is that…

Blow job week?

Um amen sister that is me. I have a long waist and stubby legs. Not a winning combo for jumpsuits.

PLUS if you are a long torsoed lady, you just end up with major camel toe. Screw peeing, I would just like to walk around without everyone seeing my lady bits munching on my clothing.

This is very funny, because I'm pear-shaped, with hips and an ass and a LONG torso, but this jumpsuit makes things look magically proportional because it's roomier on top than the bottom and clings to the right places. I throw the whole thing over my shoulder while I sit and this seems to work (if not too drunk).

Oh, dear Lord, you ain't kiddin'. I love beer and am post-menopausal. I couldn't wear them ever.

Especially the part where you have to get completely naked to pee?

Neat!

"there isn't too much difference between the world of weddings and the world of infectious diseases." Oh wow. Holy shit.

they are similar in that I hope no one ever tries to make me wear either of them.

SO FUN. I love those oxfords! Please tell me DrScholls-style clog slides are still a thing, because I just ordered these from Yoox (for thirty bucks!) :

I just don't know if I'd ever work up the energy to apply lipgloss with a brush.