Gleefully shitting on Fifty Shades of Grey became its own pastime as soon as the books started climbing up…
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Jezebel has tentatively ended our relationship with Us Weekly, because they have been giving us A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING in the slander department.
Doulas want some respect around here, and also they want more insurance reimbursements.
So, I pretty much only ever fuck around on the Internet when I'm nursing the baby to sleep, and as a result, I tend to not watch any videos with sound no matter how tempting. This means that I miss all the Jon Stewart/john Oliver clips, and every throwback clip of Prince that my friend posts on FB and it kills me to…
Peter Liang, the NYPD cop who shot Akai Gurley in a dark stairway of Louis H. Pink housing on November 20, 2014, has been indicted. Grand Jury hearings began on February 4, according to the Daily News, and he will face criminal charges, though it's unclear which ones specifically. Liang spent Gurley's final dying…
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But what about tolerating other cultures, and all that nonsense?
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FGM has been illegal in the U.S. since 1996 and "vacation cutting" was outlawed in 2012.
There's this new thing called Google.
Then go watch her comedy special on Netflix.
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This is how old/out of the loop I am. Totally did not know the Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele and now I can't imagine how amazingly hilarious a couple they are. I so want to hang out with them you guys. I bet they are awesome at fondue double dates and they probably drink really good beer.
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The New York attorney general has ordered GNC, Target, Walgreens and Walmart to clean house. He says they're selling…
I love that Will has clearly been made to watch Frozen many times as he hits on point the choreography from the movie... Ahhh, life with toddlers
NARS DRAGON GIRL!!! Everyone in the world should own this. It should be standard issue to every person on their 18th birthday so we can all be so beautiful
Girl, you need this in your life:
I don't live alone, so this happens in full view of my roommates. No shame. None.
But sometimes at like 10:00, I decide to try out a new lipstick or some hairstyle I see and then can't really replicate, or a dress I haven't worn in forever, and then I wander around my apartment looking like Miss Havisham 2015.