Sounds like something a person with no giant pictures of themself would say.

For the record I am bored by billionaires real and fictional. Generally over billionaires, all kinds. (Royalty remains entertaining because they are trained pet dinosaurs.)

And she must tweet with the hashtag #soblessed a lot. I want to punch her in the face.

Same. I feel like she's the sort to imply to mothers with post partum depression, or mothers who admit that sometimes things are hard and awful, that they aren't trying hard enough or aren't doing it right.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Awwww, he thinks he's being creative and edgy! That's adorable.

Check this part out:

Hmm yes, the Uncle Terry Lite school of art. Deep. Really thought provoking. Her facial expression says, "Lets all go do shots!" but her train lingerie says, "I already did shots!" I like the juxtaposition of the model with all the haterz trying to commute. Probably to their stupid ass day jobs that are not edgy at…

My investigators also use Facebook to track activity. So, if you claim to have hurt your back/knee/shoulder at work on a Monday morning, you can be certain that someone, somewhere, is going to look on Facebook and find out that you actually hurt yourself on Saturday/Sunday afternoon when you crashed your motorcycle...…