Last year, the Austin City Council passed a new ordinance requiring that all businesses in the Texas capital with…
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I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.
From the Daily Beast:
I refuse to believe that.
Time to smoke a bowl and order some shellfish 'cause Comedy Central just renewed Broad City (which premieres tonight) for a third season! Much like Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons, Abbi and Ilana NEVER EXPIRE.
I want Nick to offer to fly us to N'yawk in which they pay Maddie to host a screening for a theater full of Jezzies.
Just for the sake of comparison:
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Last month, the Wendy's Co. filed a lawsuit against one of its largest franchises operators, DavCo Restaurants LLC,…
Damn, and the dog is even black. :(
So much for "not putting things on your head if you're president." Obama broke his own rules (but not the rules of…
Everyone knows that torture and sexual abuse is only OK if the person might know something you think it is important to know. At least everyone in the "civilized" world. (He said with heavy sarcasm).
Terrorist group du jour and demonic pieces of shit ISIS — also known as ISIL and the Islamic State — have had a busy…
Like "where ya gonna put yer deuter ona me?"
You know this isn't a sex/gender thing, right? Like, my libido is higher than my husband's; he's the one hung up on monogamy.
Yeah, and didn't you comment on something else and say you were 20 years old? As someone who's also in my early 20s, I figured it would go without saying that I would acknowledge that sex drives ebb and flow—particularly as relationships stretch for decades and careers intensify.
That's easy! All we'd have to do is: