So so typical. Truth is the majority of guys have no complaint if a vagina is waxed smooth as a peach or just trimmed, some even like the full 70's wildnerness. Very very few guys will go through the effort of having a fight with their significant other over the issue. At most, when a guy’s lady suggests he shave his…

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

A funny prank is to wake a sleeping fish by dousing it with a bucket of cold air.

But how else will Asians get huge manly erections??

In the 80s, he turned out a lot of books because cocaine.

You’re mixed up there; he writes about ghosts.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

Neither did my son. (ACT 34, unweighted GPA 4.0, top 5% of his class, 4s and 5s on 6 AP tests) Guess what he didn’t do? Whine about it. He just went to another school.

walk into the club like

Needs more Yackety Sax.

Their greatest innovation was giving Steph Curry serious ankle problems his first few years in the league, leading to him signing what is easily the best contract (from an organizational standpoint) in the NBA.

Penalty Box is actually the Gentlemen’s Club that will be opening up in Vegas.

Go home.

Thanks for the heads up! I think I will sit out the draft this year and test the waters next year. By then I’ll have cycled through four or five more workout routines from Men’s Fitness and I feel like my draft stock will really be at its apex. (Apex is the good one, right?)

The fan interest generates the money. You’re paying for this. Now this money of yours is either going to the rookie or the billionaire owner. Personally, I’d rather as much of it as possible gets to the player, so long as I’m paying.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

“If you think that is bad just wait until your second year in the league.”