If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

Neither did my son. (ACT 34, unweighted GPA 4.0, top 5% of his class, 4s and 5s on 6 AP tests) Guess what he didn’t do? Whine about it. He just went to another school.

Needs more Yackety Sax.

Their greatest innovation was giving Steph Curry serious ankle problems his first few years in the league, leading to him signing what is easily the best contract (from an organizational standpoint) in the NBA.

Penalty Box is actually the Gentlemen’s Club that will be opening up in Vegas.

Don’t give Hinkie what he actively pursued. And the Cards are the worst, but not the worst.

Go home.

Thanks for the heads up! I think I will sit out the draft this year and test the waters next year. By then I’ll have cycled through four or five more workout routines from Men’s Fitness and I feel like my draft stock will really be at its apex. (Apex is the good one, right?)

The fan interest generates the money. You’re paying for this. Now this money of yours is either going to the rookie or the billionaire owner. Personally, I’d rather as much of it as possible gets to the player, so long as I’m paying.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

“If you think that is bad just wait until your second year in the league.”

It was young Messi tearing it up in Germany that summer a decade ago that first opened my eyes to what people meant when they called soccer the beautiful game. That World Cup, the next one, following my favorite player from Argentina in the summer to Barcelona in the fall—those were the events and performances that…

“an american team approaching full capacity” - they were missing 4-5 starters

Eight or ten years ago when I was middle aged instead of old I saw this dude flying down the field with the ball get completely wiped out. Instead of lying there as I expected he popped right up, regained control of the ball, and continued on his way. Lionel Messi is the reason I watch soccer. He still plays a…

In regards to the manufacture of almond milk, does the author know how many priests are required to coax the milk from the dark universe within a given almond? Are we considering that, maybe, there just aren’t enough acolytes or enough strange crystals to go around to fuel this lust? Also, what effect to the almond…

Only correct take on the subject.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.