Iceland v England: Cod War IV!

Pictured: scenes from Draymond Green’s dramatic 2016 playoff run

RUN, DILDO! RUN!

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?

Bob Marley and Me

I resemble that comment!

I think you missed the joke, kind sir.

Chris Wondoplowski

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.

Jabroni is #10

“I grew up in the city so you’re really just used to shelling out huge sums of money for things that people in the rest of the country pay pennies on the dollar for.”

I like airplanes and miss Tyler.

*snorts some heroin*

You drive your car to other places IN the city? That makes no sense at all, unless you like paying $20 for parking every time. I use my car to LEAVE the city every weekend- otherwise, it stays parked.

Hmmmm, retire some day, or have to cars in Manhattan?

TECHNICALLY, we aren’t paying pennies on the dollar for these things, you’re just paying 10-15 times normal.

I pay $1,800/month for a 2800 sq. ft. house with a 2-car garage 30 minutes from downtown of the 7th largest city in America.

Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan.

They used Flex Seal?

They forgot to waterproof this one.