Rant rap.

I have to imagine the execs are very aware that if they don’t do anything about this, a metric shit-tin of people are going to be on their ass about why Will Smith’s career is destroyed but not Ezra.

What superhero movies have been that hamfisted about this “nowadays”? Which ones, specifically?

I was pretty sure that the coppers who showed up at Steven’s door were either fakes or somehow in league with Harrow, but then again, they may have been the vegan police. He did eat a steak last episode...

I enjoy the design and color so very much this season. And the actress who plays Kate is SO beautiful. 

... I'm detecting notes of sarcasm...

I swear to Christ, the next mother fucker to call this a Marvel movie...

Sony. It’s Sony, they own the film rights to a reported 900+ characters connected to/associated with Spider-Man. That “In Association With Marvel” tag they put on them is a legal obligation, no one from Marvel had anything to with this pile or any…

Strong “Blue Rajah” vibes all around.

Chris did not need to come for Will and Jada on such a momentous occasion, and Will definitely did not need to smacketh him down. Both were wrong, but I am going to have to give Will the bigger L, because violence——-Black on Black violence, on live TV...is not the way.

This is a definite watershed moment for me. Last year when Snoop Dog went crazy on Gayle King so many of my childhood friends stood firmly with his fuckery and I was like am I in bizarro world? Cause there was no way any black person shouldve condoned his nasty rant and especially any black woman. I have not been able…

If I can suspend my disbelief enough to enjoy a limited series about a mortally wounded marine/covert spy/merc with dissociative personality disorder who was resurrected by an Egyptian moon god to be a hyperviolent vigilante protector of the innocent, I feel I should be able to extend that just a little further into…

Speaking of babies and dresses: In Newport, Bertha wears a lacy white number (sneaking into the Astors’), and I caught myself noticing that Bertha’s midsection seems drastically increased. Am I the only one who didn’t know that Coon was pregnant during filming? She’s probably close to 8 months in this scene. The…

It’s Harry Potter with curly “Weird Al” hair

Racist English bellends, you say?

“I understood that reference.”

Who are you, Billy Ray Valentine?

I’ve thought from the very first frame that Raikes stole whatever money Marian’s father left her.

Nothing will ever top Prince.

Do these kinds of movies even need/warrant a review? If the trailers made you wanna see it, you’re gonna see it. Let’s face it. At some point—tomorrow, next week, ten years from now—we’re all going to watch Moonfall.