That rug really tied the cubicle together.

As a confirmed introvert, a restaurant proposal would have been a horror for me. The first person I was engaged to, did it on a Thanksgiving dinner during dessert in front of all his family, my mother and my sister. My family had no idea, but his did and it was awkward as hell, and pushed me to make a decision that I…

He would have just pardoned himself, right? Because the President can totally pardon himself, right? Like, you could have the most corrupt president in history, and he could fill his cabinet with crooks and liars, and maintain secret business relationships with a hostile foreign power that may or may not have used…

Reserving judgement simply because Ron Perlman set an impossibly high bar for the character.

So corporations donating money hand over fist to the GOP is cool as shit, but someone says “holy shit the fucking crazy man won” puts them in a bad light?

My favorite comments are those that either mansplain beer to me or tell me I’m lying. Always a joy.

Want me to forward you Jeff’s email? 

I agree, we’re not talking about $3B that the city has on hand, which will be going into the pockets of Bezos, but I’m curious how the city is going to cope without those taxes.

The site Tucker founded, the Daily Caller, has been accused of doxxing people before:

Anyone have any tips on not yelling/screaming at a child from time to time? We have two children ages 5 and 2.5. We’ve never spanked but both my wife and I sometimes yell. I always hate myself afterwords, but sometimes when it feels like talking to a brick wall after asking your 5 year old to brush their teeth for the…

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I handle/inherited the ID system for a small college. Yes we could tie everything back from the ID to prove this info but you are correct in your statement. Even online students out of state and country are entitled to one of our IDs which we mail to them. Not mention the day to day making of them is up to student…

This is exactly why I don’t own any nice dishes.

When your children are between six and 17 is when things fall off; researchers guess this is because of general family anxiety, which ratchets up when your children can talk and walk around and need to apply to college.

Note that Monopoly isn’t on this list. No one should play Monopoly. It’s a horribly broken game even when played right... and hardly anyone plays it right.

Please do not promote child predators.

Gee, if only something else big happened in 2008 which would cause college and high school graduates to not find employment and not have the income to leave the nest and get a jump start on their lives, home, family, wealth, savings, and retirements.

Now if we could just educate Republicans about these things.

Were you having dinner around 5:30PM?  Were there kids on your lawn at the time?

But have they received death threats? Have they moved out of state? Are they fleeing for their lives? Isn’t that what Sandy Hook parents have done? And Mrs Ford as well? If they don’t like the doxxing, boo-hoo, maybe start being human for once...

That was me when I got my picture taken with Weird Al. Seriously, it’s like I’d not seen how a camera works before.