As a father to a teenage girl, I am prepared to be absolutely destroyed by this much like I was by the original.

That first photo has a very “Oregon Trail” vibe to me. “You failed to forge the river. You lost half of your Red Bulls.”

To my mind, one of the finest moments of DS9 (a show with many, many fine moments amongst the best of the franchise) is the end of Call to Arms when Starfleet abandons the station. Sisko stands on the Promenade and gives this little speech:

Absolutely missed opportunity to just make the popcorn bins look like the pain box.

Shoo shoo plague rat, shoo shoo.

Burning the American Flag as a means of protest is protected speech. Yet, not when it comes to questioning COVID, transgenderism or climate change I suppose.

Covid’s still a thing so... yes.

I actually disagree pretty strongly — the Sokka in the cartoon is, charitably, around 14, and while his sexism is never presented as acceptable, it plays very differently in that context than it would coming from a guy who looks 22. I think pulling back on that somewhat in live action is probably wise!

Why call it the Switch 2 when Super Nintendo Switch is right there?

Well, the Rockstar/GTA soundtracks have always been killer to me...better than some actual radio stations with their choices of music.

“He’s talking about us, and we’re not making any money directly from it?  Shut.  It.  Down.”

Only a 15% drop?

Pretty much in every state you don’t have to have justification to be fired, so you can tell your friend to grow up and act like an adult. You don’t have to commit crimes to be fired as well, and you also don’t get to escape accountability of your words and actions just because they didn’t rise to a criminal level.

Yes, that very woke electricity from (checks notes) Oklahoma.

I hope that state Democrat leaders are making clear cases for why the GOP and Abbottoir are responsible for this mess.  Link it clearly to the disruptions this causes to business.  Messing with Texas’ money is certainly a double sin!

Wish other companies would take note here.  Sometimes what’s fun isn’t necessarily “what’s best”.

“We’re launching new privacy features that give you more choice over the ads you see,”

If I said I was CEO because some moistened shareholders lobbed stock options at me they put me away!

You know what’s more akin to a landed gentry? Corporate CEOs. The Reddit employees didn’t vote you, ya dickwad (insert Monty python reference).